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I love malls. I do. Once I was in this mall up in Atlanta, and these guys were dancing for like, money and stuff.
And my friend Dave and I was all like, "Jimmy Gibbs Jr. is the man!" I mean I don't know anybody like that, man.
But there was this guy I knew. He raced dirt tracks. Not stock cars, but open wheel cars, y'know?
And he was racing once. And a goat-- Okay, but there was a goat.
I knew this guy who's;

Keith
Set the wo-orld record
Keith
Yeah he built a shack once
Keith
3rd degree burns on body
Keith
Drove his car off a cliff

Keith
Tried to deep fry turkey
Keith
Yeah he broke his head once
Keith
Got kicked out of his house
Keith
Got rolled by a gator

Aw shit, zombie
A-aw shit, zombie
Aw shit, zombie
Aw shit, aw man

*Repeat*

Dude, this is just like Team Fortress Two-Two
Team Fortress T-T-Two
Hey push that cart just like Team Fortress Two-Two-Two
I love horses

*Repeat*

I ain't never been in a sugarcane field before. I mean I seen them and all, but no real reason to go into one.
But now if you go into a peach grow you find all sorts of cool shit.
I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks?
I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it?
Heh, 3rd degree burns on 95% of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin.
Do you know what "suck the heads" means?

-Chorus-

Keith
Set the wo-orld record
Keith
Yeah he built a shack once
Keith
3rd degree burns on body
Keith
Drove his car off a cliff

Keith
Tried to deep fry turkey
Keith
Yeah he broke his head once
Keith
Got kicked out of his house
Keith
Got rolled by a gator

*Repeat*

My buddy, Keith, lived in a graveyard once
He never saw a single ghost
Cept one time, one stabbed him from behind

WUBUBUBUBUBUBU

*Repeat Chorus*

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burning building and we had to fight our way down like, five floors of zombie? An--
Wait a second... I guess that was you guys. Aw shit, man! I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!




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